Stuntguy
Stuntman from the Hollywood Hijinks story.
Jason
Uncle Jason
Hottie Janine
Works with Zed at the restaurant.
Bully Jones
The Bully on playground that torments Zed, Dexter and Gabbie.
Pimp Stu
Pimp Stu provides Zed only the best quality ladies.
Dr.Jones
A certified couples counselor.
Fat Solo
Fat Solo, along with Chewie are bandits and scavengers in the Fat Wars story.
Yuppie
Corporate yuppie.
Boss
The shadowy boss that controls all of the I.T Operations strings.
Floozies
One of the floozies that hang off Zed during the Hollywood-Hijinks story run.
Charlie Chan
Charlie 'Chuck' Chan.
Chewie
Along with his trusted 'pet' Fat Solo, he gets into adventures across the galaxy.
Anup
One of the Globex employees.
Senior Resource
The most senior I.T resource, who is always nameless, faceless an simply a voice on the phone
Critics
Hollywood critics.
Mrs.Harris
Mrs.Harris teaches the 2nd grade at Jack Daniels Elementary School.
Zedtoo-D2
One of the trusty, rusty droids on a mission to deliver a message to Obi-Gabe Kenobi.
English Bob
English Bob.
Best Buy Guy
Sales guy from one of the big-box tech stores.
Boss Gabe
Boss Gabe, in charge of the rag-tag group of Globex employees. He loves firing people.
Fat-Threepio
One of the trusty, rusty droids on a mission to deliver a message to Obi-Gabe Kenobi.
Floozie
One of the floozies that hang off Zed during the Hollywood-Hijinks story run.
Random girl
One of many of Zed's attempted conquests.
Chris
One of the Globex employees.
Princess Gabbie
Princess Gabbie is carrying plans for the dreaded 'Death Donut', can she make it to Obi-Gabe Kenobi in order to stop the plans of the Empire and Dark Zedar?
Corey Feldman
Corey Feldman
James
One of the Globex employees. James has also graciously hosted my website for free for many, many years.
Darth Zedar
The Dark Sith Lord of the Fat-Empire.
Rayburn
Assigned to Zed and Dexter to help create their movie by the 20th Century Fox conglomerate.
Jim Westing
A former classmate of Dexter's.
Fez
One of the Globex employees.
Storm Troopers
Muscle for the Galactic Empire.
Big Wig
Hollywood big wig.
Zoey
A girl Zed is looking to hook up with.
Dexbot
Created as a robot slave to do all the menial tasks Dexter did not want to do. Gained sentience, and helped Zedbot become self-aware.
ObiGabe Kenobi
Can Obi-Gabe Kenobi overcome his need to fire everyone and defeat his former pupil, the dreaded Darth Zedar?
Blind Burt
Blind Burt.
Dexter
The main character. A perpetual pessimist by nature, he's an I.T guy with an obtuse sense of humor. Gabbie and Zed are there for him when he needs them.
Dr.Kilter
The Weight-loss and Brake specialist who tinkers with inventions.
Zedbot
Created as a robot slave to do all the menial tasks Zed did not want to do. Gained sentience with the help of a self-aware Dexbot.
Fez Skywalker
The reluctant hero of the Far Wars series.
Escobar
The sleezy back-alley Escobar tries to get in on the Hollywood action.
Corporate Big Wigs
Globex Corporate big wigs.
Cop
Zed
Dexter's best friend. Zed is always on the lookout for women, taking shortcuts, and getting into trouble.
Gabbie
The perpetual optimist, Gabbie is the most grown-up and level headed of the group. Married to and looks out for Dexter.
Steve
A lifelong Macintosh enthusiast, Steve always injects his opinion of Apple products to everyone around him.