Cast

Stuntguy

Stuntman from the Hollywood Hijinks story.

Jason

Uncle Jason

Hottie Janine

Works with Zed at the restaurant.

Bully Jones

The Bully on playground that torments Zed, Dexter and Gabbie.

Pimp Stu

Pimp Stu provides Zed only the best quality ladies.

Dr.Jones

A certified couples counselor.

Fat Solo

Fat Solo, along with Chewie are bandits and scavengers in the Fat Wars story.

Yuppie

Corporate yuppie.

Boss

The shadowy boss that controls all of the I.T Operations strings.

Floozies

One of the floozies that hang off Zed during the Hollywood-Hijinks story run.

Charlie Chan

Charlie 'Chuck' Chan.

Chewie

Along with his trusted 'pet' Fat Solo, he gets into adventures across the galaxy.

Anup

One of the Globex employees.

Senior Resource

The most senior I.T resource, who is always nameless, faceless an simply a voice on the phone

Critics

Hollywood critics.

Mrs.Harris

Mrs.Harris teaches the 2nd grade at Jack Daniels Elementary School.

Zedtoo-D2

One of the trusty, rusty droids on a mission to deliver a message to Obi-Gabe Kenobi.

English Bob

English Bob.

Best Buy Guy

Sales guy from one of the big-box tech stores.

Boss Gabe

Boss Gabe, in charge of the rag-tag group of Globex employees. He loves firing people.

Fat-Threepio

One of the trusty, rusty droids on a mission to deliver a message to Obi-Gabe Kenobi.

Floozie

One of the floozies that hang off Zed during the Hollywood-Hijinks story run.  

Random girl

One of many of Zed's attempted conquests.

Chris

One of the Globex employees.

Princess Gabbie

Princess Gabbie is carrying plans for the dreaded 'Death Donut', can she make it to Obi-Gabe Kenobi in order to stop the plans of the Empire and Dark Zedar?

Corey Feldman

Corey Feldman

James

One of the Globex employees. James has also graciously hosted my website for free for many, many years.

Darth Zedar

The Dark Sith Lord of the Fat-Empire.

Rayburn

Assigned to Zed and Dexter to help create their movie by the 20th Century Fox conglomerate.

Jim Westing

A former classmate of Dexter's.

Fez

One of the Globex employees.

Storm Troopers

Muscle for the Galactic Empire.

Big Wig

Hollywood big wig.

Zoey

A girl Zed is looking to hook up with.

Dexbot

Created as a robot slave to do all the menial tasks Dexter did not want to do. Gained sentience, and helped Zedbot become self-aware.

ObiGabe Kenobi

Can Obi-Gabe Kenobi overcome his need to fire everyone and defeat his former pupil, the dreaded Darth Zedar?

Blind Burt

Blind Burt.

Dexter

The main character. A perpetual pessimist by nature, he's an I.T guy with an obtuse sense of humor. Gabbie and Zed are there for him when he needs them.

Dr.Kilter

The Weight-loss and Brake specialist who tinkers with inventions.

Zedbot

Created as a robot slave to do all the menial tasks Zed did not want to do. Gained sentience with the help of a self-aware Dexbot.

Fez Skywalker

The reluctant hero of the Far Wars series.

Escobar

The sleezy back-alley Escobar tries to get in on the Hollywood action.

Corporate Big Wigs

Globex Corporate big wigs.

Cop

Zed

Dexter's best friend. Zed is always on the lookout for women, taking shortcuts, and getting into trouble.

Gabbie

The perpetual optimist, Gabbie is the most grown-up and level headed of the group. Married to and looks out for Dexter.

Steve

A lifelong Macintosh enthusiast, Steve always injects his opinion of Apple products to everyone around him.